and im pROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN WHERE AT LEAST I KNOW IM FREE *punches wall* aND I WONT FORGET THE MEN WHO DIED WHO GAVE THAT RIGHT TO ME *kicks down door* and i pROUDLY STAND UP *stomps foot* NEXT TO YOU AND DEFEND HER STILL TODAY *waves flag patriotically* cause theRE AINT NO DOUBT I LOVE THIS LAND GOD BLESS THE USAAAAA
Its the fourth of July?
You aint American?
YOU ARE TODAY
I pledge allegiance to the abs
of the ideally proportioned Captain America
and to the ass with which he stands
one body under clothes, indescribable
with liberty and eye-fucking for all
Almost July 4th, time for all of the ridiculous Freedom posts to begin…
Ah yes, 11:29pm…only one more minut-
…what the fuck?
wHAT DA FUCK??
I…wha…well maybe I can work with this. Hey, you wanna have a rousing discussion about truth? Honor? Patriotism? God bless-
We have a winner
just remember when you go to unfollow an american today there is a certain someone who is disappointed in you: